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12-23-2009, 11:46 AM
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!!!!!!!!!!Epic Kill Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, I'm a huge douche!
And for the sake of this thread please envision that my grammar and spelling skills to follow are that of a gangster wannabe 12 year old that was held back a couple of times.
I was driving my 350Z that I bought with my own money and another car of similar stature but generally considered by automobile enthusiasts to be slightly faster than the 350Z pulled up beside me as I was either rolling down the highway or stopped at a traffic light.
I didn't like the look of this guy because he was either checking out my girl, or insulting my car, or revving at me and instigating me.
We exchanged menacing glances/ words.
I didn't know if he was going to go or not but my questions were soon answered when he gunned it and/ or cut me off.
At this point I would like to add that I can always control my emotions behind the wheel except this one time.
This guy in the car that was generally considered to be faster than mine had to go down hard. Besides I'm a totally awesome driver and I bought some mods off e bay.
After weaving through traffic, and looking totally cool to the public that was lucky enough to bear witness to this amazing event that I just have to share with you all because you all care so much about what I type, I finally pulled along side the guy in the slightly faster car.
I gave him the 3 fingered 3 honk sign and began to honk. One, two, oh no he jumped! I then floored it. Luckily I am a god of shifting and was able to pull even despite his cars superior power to weight ratio and gearing advantages. I then pulled 2 cars before he shut it down. Oh man he was so ashamed. He then pulled off the road because he felt automotively castrated by my mighty 350Z and mighty skills!
Unfortunately no video of this event exists. You are only able to picture the event through the sheer poetry of my recollected thoughts graciously communicated by this digital typing device. But that's all you need because we are all so awesome.
This is the part where you give me "props" and then add how you have had a similar situation with a similar car that will undoubtedly help us all immensely in our omnipresent need to run the streets of our towns.
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12-23-2009, 11:53 AM
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Great kill man. show up ppl who try to show you up
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12-23-2009, 12:16 PM
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I once outran light....where's my effing props???
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12-23-2009, 12:18 PM
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2F.. i am extremely dissapointed in your grammar and spelling skills  . You need to work on those and get back to us with the better version of your epic kill thread! |
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12-23-2009, 12:24 PM
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you must be very bored at work .... nice writeup however lol
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12-23-2009, 12:51 PM
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Tanabe 
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12-23-2009, 12:55 PM
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what the hell did I just read?? Mention atleast what car it was or this thread is closing. I'm pretty sure it was you who wanted to ban kill stories at one point so I'm wondering if this is the prove a point or something.
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12-23-2009, 01:02 PM
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Just for the gusto!
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I am racing as I type this! I would give you props but its hard to shift, type on the blackberry and concentrate on the grammar all while trying to beat a car that is slightly faster!!
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12-23-2009, 01:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamie76
I once outran light....where's my effing props???
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haha awesome I like it...
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Originally Posted by DemitriHKS
what the hell did I just read?? Mention atleast what car it was or this thread is closing. I'm pretty sure it was you who wanted to ban kill stories at one point so I'm wondering if this is the prove a point or something.
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I'm a bit confused myself  not quite sure what to think.....maybe he was racing against himself?? lol |
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12-23-2009, 01:29 PM
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High I’m the guy that looses every race he competes in, or can’t ever get anybody to race me so I’m pissed. I hate on everyone else to compensate for my low self esteem . LoL it was pretty funny though.
The best, is the guy racing and texting at the same time that was good, props.
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12-23-2009, 01:36 PM
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I had a similar story with said faster car.
Can I haz props too??
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12-23-2009, 01:37 PM
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Just for the gusto!
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Quote:
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The best, is the guy racing and texting at the same time that was good, props.
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Thank you!  I thought about adding that it was the wrong way down a one-way street, but I thought to avoid hyperbole until really need it!
WOW! I just used hyperbole in a sentence! My vocabulary is improving! |
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12-23-2009, 01:38 PM
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For what it's worth, I know most of my posts are in kill stories, but I'm okay with banning this section. It doesn't do anyone any good except raise my post count hahahah
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12-23-2009, 01:40 PM
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haha awesome I like it...
I'm a bit confused myself not quite sure what to think.....maybe he was racing against himself?? lol |
I think this thread is an editorial against racing, peppered with cynicism and enhanced with a liberal dose of sarcasm.
Entertainment value is high, however, I have no time to waste as I am now looking for another race! Is that an M3 ahead of me?????
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12-23-2009, 01:44 PM
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I hear you, i'm always looking for the next douche baggg !!!!!
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12-23-2009, 01:53 PM
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It's going to happen whether we have a kill story section or not (street racing). I just think we should dump the section. Yeah it's great to laugh at failures and bench race, but it's ultimately useless.
And like I said, I've posted a lot in here and I am
okay with it being removed.
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12-23-2009, 02:02 PM
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F#@K that! I didn't do it
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Quote:
Originally Posted by P&K350Z
I am racing as I type this! I would give you props but its hard to shift, type on the blackberry and concentrate on the grammar all while trying to beat a car that is slightly faster!!
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Originally Posted by P&K350Z
I think this thread is an editorial against racing, peppered with cynicism and enhanced with a liberal dose of sarcasm.
Entertainment value is high, however, I have no time to waste as I am now looking for another race! Is that an M3 ahead of me?????
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Hahahahahahaha! Way to go P! 
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12-23-2009, 02:02 PM
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2th  everyone!  |
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12-23-2009, 02:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by P&K350Z
I am racing as I type this! I would give you props but its hard to shift, type on the blackberry and concentrate on the grammar all while trying to beat a car that is slightly faster!!
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haha i'd try that but i haz touchscreen blackberry.. i can't type and drive at the same time.. plus they issue tickets here :|s |
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12-23-2009, 02:25 PM
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I killed a schwinn this morning. He did have me on launch but I dont think his gear shifting was all that spectacular.
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