Tis the Season....joke thread!!

[shezzzhot]

Okay come up with some holiday jokes or funny pics:

Joke of the day someone emailed to me:

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found Inner Peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, a cheesecake
and 2 boxes of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' peaceful I feel...

[BlackTrack]

Funny one, Here's mine:
Ok, a guy walks into a store and asks, "Where's the Cheez-it's", and the Clerk says, "Aisle 4". HAHAHAHAHA, that one always gets me.

[shezzzhot]

no sorry u posted that before and I still don't get it...Aisle 4? wtf?
NOPE.....

[silverbullet]

hahah, yeah.

You wasted my time again blacktrack.

i dont even think anyone is supposed to get it. I think thats the point.

whatever.

i have nothing positive to contribute at this moment

[shezzzhot]

Originally posted by silverbullet
hahah, yeah.

You wasted my time again blacktrack.

i dont even think anyone is supposed to get it. I think thats the point.

whatever.

i have nothing positive to contribute at this moment

Oh so ur a XMAS Whore now skillet?